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Jokes Date: January 10, 2020

Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.

Why did you put a slug

Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.

Take a bus home after you drink

I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!

Knock knock COVID-19

A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone.

Chuck Norris cured Coronavirus

Chuck Norris cured Coronavirus. The virus is healthy at the moment. It paid a lot for his treatment.

Bitcoin joke

I know a guy who became a millionaire after buying Bitcoin. Before that, he was a billionaire.