Call me handsome

Jokes Date: January 10, 2020

Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.

Elon Musk: It was recently discovered that Pluto is not actually a dog.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris

Tell me a good joke! You don't get it, blonde.

What does Bill Gates when he lacks toilet paper? He uses $100 (one hundred) bills.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!

Jokes Date: November 9, 2019

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?...

Jokes Date: February 10, 2020

I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television....

Jokes Date: November 9, 2019

Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just ...

Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

They say I have a drinking problem I find it incredibly easy to drink!...