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| 31. | Category: Money jokes  |
| Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, Is Washingtons picture still on the dollar bill?His Father wrote ba... more | |
| 32. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, wh... more | |
| 33. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. Whatevers the matter ? asked her mother.I dont know, replied Mary, but t... more | |
| 34. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserv... more | |
| 35. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more | |
| 36. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from m... more | |
| 37. | Category: Rabbit jokes |
| May I buy half a rabbit?No, we dont split hares!... more | |
| 38. | Category: Bath jokes |
| May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?Jay: I think hes one of the drawbacks !... more | |
| 39. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by floode... more | |
| 40. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge thats... more | |
| 41. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing g... more | |
| 42. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.... more | |
| 43. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more | |
| 44. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Mega Bitesby Amos Quito... more | |
| 45. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Megs mother was visiting her daughter at camp. How did you find the steak dinner? she asked.With a magnifying glass!... more | |
| 46. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. "Hey, what yew got there?" asked a nei... more | |
| 47. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.... more | |
| 48. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest.... more | |
| 49. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more | |
| 50. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Men are like cement.After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.... more | |
| 51. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.... more | |
| 52. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like coffee.The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.... more | |
| 53. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like computers.Hard to figure out and never enough memory.... more | |
| 54. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.... more | |
| 55. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but thats about it.... more | |
| 56. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like curling irons. Theyre always hot, and theyre always in your hair.... more | |
| 57. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like department stores.Their clothes should always be half off.... more | |
| 58. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark... more | |
| 59. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more | |
| 60. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like high heels. Theyre easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.... more |