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1. | Category: Police jokes ![]() |
Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital?Officer: Just stand w... more | |
2. | Category: Rabbit jokes ![]() |
Lara Rabbit: Do you think thats Sophies natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.... more | |
3. | Category: Marriage jokes ![]() |
Larrys barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty t... more | |
4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun ![]() |
Last New Years Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midn... more | |
5. | Category: Humor jokes ![]() |
Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !... more | |
6. | Category: Beauty jokes ![]() |
Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more | |
7. | Category: Letter jokes ![]() |
Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I dont know who its from.... more | |
8. | Category: Clinton jokes ![]() |
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they... more | |
9. | Category: Christmas jokes ![]() |
Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more | |
10. | Category: Police jokes ![]() |
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled th... more | |
11. | Category: Criminal jokes ![]() |
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more | |
12. | Category: Bird jokes ![]() |
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more | |
13. | Category: Political jokes ![]() |
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give... more | |
14. | Category: School jokes ![]() |
Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !... more | |
15. | Category: Accountant jokes ![]() |
Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more | |
16. | Category: Lawyer jokes ![]() |
Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more | |
17. | Category: Lawyer jokes ![]() |
Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more | |
18. | Category: Car and train jokes ![]() |
Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more | |
19. | Category: Marriage jokes ![]() |
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he senthis wife her alimony payment each month. When he w... more | |
20. | Category: Fishing jokes ![]() |
Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, Im serious!... more | |
21. | Category: Aviation jokes ![]() |
LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: Its Thursday, Sir.... more | |
22. | Category: Farmer jokes ![]() |
Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. W... more | |
23. | Category: Aviation jokes ![]() |
Little boy to airline pilot: "Youre a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."... more | |
24. | Category: Brother and sister jokes ![]() |
Little Brother: Im going to buy a sea horse.Big Brother: Why?Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!... more | |
25. | Category: Beauty jokes ![]() |
Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more | |
26. | Category: Children jokes ![]() |
Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the diffe... more | |
27. | Category: Baby jokes ![]() |
Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more | |
28. | Category: Dirty jokes ![]() |
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of hisregular teacher.She says, "Hello class, Im M... more | |
29. | Category: Money jokes ![]() |
Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. Ive lost five cents, sobbed Johnny.Dont worry, said his dad... more | |
30. | Category: Spelling jokes ![]() |
Little Johnny wasnt very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackbo... more |
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