Date: March 16, 2020
Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up
A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you.
TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure constipation
Yes, it is okay to make coronavirus jokes. COVID-19 jokes are viral, no risk to die laughing. Laughter is therapy.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.