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Jokes Date: March 16, 2020

Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

Experiment in the bedroom

My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesized a new protein chain.

Coronavirus vaccine

Chuck Norris's tears cure coronavirus... Too bad he has never cried.

Smoking is like licking an ashtray

I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.

Life is meaningless

Life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent

God, why did you make woman so beautiful?

A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you.