Date: March 16, 2020
Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!
Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning.
This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20.
World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.
I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer.
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!