Date: March 16, 2020
Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesized a new protein chain.
Chuck Norris's tears cure coronavirus... Too bad he has never cried.
I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.
Life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent
A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you.