Date: April 20, 2020
Boss sent me a message the other day: Send me some funny messages. I replied: I'm working right now, I will send you later. Boss: hahaha..send me another one
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guys photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him."Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all.
Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing
I used to have a drinking problem. I still do, but I used to, too
A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.
Don't ask God to cure the Coronavirus. He's too busy finding you some lotto numbers.