Date: April 20, 2020
Boss sent me a message the other day: Send me some funny messages. I replied: I'm working right now, I will send you later. Boss: hahaha..send me another one
I must admit, my coronavirus T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car parking.
COVID-19 isolation updated statistics: confirmed cases: 0, beaten by wife: 3000, beaten by police: 1500
The director of the Piccadilly circus stated that a talent like Boris Johnson is born once every 1000 years.
News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
Happy anniversary Chuck Norris!