Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?
Chuck Norris isn't real... If he had been real, he would've come here and probably smash my head on ...
I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled....
I can always count on the local cemetery for free Mother's Day flowers....
A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" ...
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