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Date: February 11, 2020
Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?
I'll have to report you sir" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense officer" declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes.
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They say I have a drinking problem I find it incredibly easy to drink!
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