Date: February 1, 2020
During fireworks is the best time to shoot someone.
The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages.
Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.
How do cats eat spaghetti? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
If it is not Valentine's day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?
I work to buy a car to go to work
What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.