Date: February 1, 2020
During fireworks is the best time to shoot someone.
A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone.
Knock, Knock - Who's There? - Ach... Ach who - Bless you!
If you want to get rid of the hangover try this: Get drunk again!
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!
In 2020 there are the longest holidays. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays.