Date: February 1, 2020
During fireworks is the best time to shoot someone.
Alcohol kills Coronavirus just on your hands. Don't try it on your liver.
Yes, it is okay to make coronavirus jokes. COVID-19 jokes are viral, no risk to die laughing. Laughter is therapy.
I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.