Date: February 1, 2020
During fireworks is the best time to shoot someone.
How do cats eat spaghetti? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
I know a guy who became a millionaire after buying Bitcoin. Before that, he was a billionaire.
Superstitions are stupid! Send this joke to ten of your friends or you will lose 100$ within the next two weeks!
So I was having sex with this girl.. When suddenly she asks me: ""Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"" So I replied: ""Not really, I've never been superstitious""
Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: "If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table.