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1. True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
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Chuck Norris birthday jokes

2. When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital. On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking. Happy anniversary Chuck Norris!
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COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris

3. COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 144 days
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Googles Chuck Norris email address

4. Google made an email address at Chuck Norris: gmail@chucknorris.com. The corporation is very satisfied with his services. They state that he is number one at the top of the email technology.
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Chuck Norris underpants

5. Michael Jackson wears Chuck Norris underpants, too. (see Superman)
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Michael Jackson's face

6. Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face, coz he stole his underpants.
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Chuck Norris can touch this

7. MC Hammer recorded another version of "Can't touch this" after Chuck Norris touched it.
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Victoria's Secret

8. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
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How to cure constipation

9. TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure constipation
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Chuck Norris sneeze

10. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Coronavirus vaccine

11. Chuck Norris's tears cure coronavirus... Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris cured Coronavirus

12. Chuck Norris cured Coronavirus. The virus is healthy at the moment. It paid a lot for his treatment.
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Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19

13. Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.
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Bad headache

14. Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.
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Chuck Norris shot down a plane

15. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Kim Jung Un Official Website

16. If we replace all "Chuck Norris" jokes with Kim Jung Un... We could write the North Korean Official Website
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Chuck Norris pillow

17. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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To be or not to be

18. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris fart

19. Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he farted it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the Big Bang.
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Stephen Hawking was getting smart with Chuck Norris

20. Have you ever wondered why Stephen Hawking is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris isn't real

21.Chuck Norris isn't real... If he had been real, he would've come here and probably smash my head on my keyboarjfjcjcndndjxucbfjdi oejebhh jdudyehsbsj
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Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands

22. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands.
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Chuck Norris and Superman

23. Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
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Chuck Norris donates blood

24. Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own.
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Chuck Norris body

25. Chuck Norris is 80 but has the body an 18-year-old... In the suitcase.
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Chuck Norris walks on the sun

26. Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris went skydiving

27. Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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