Date: April 14, 2020
This morning I was beaten by a woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?" I don't remember much after that.
The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages.
Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.
What's the most common day to get sick on? Achoosday
A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you.
Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.
COVID-19 cases by country:
Russia: Confirmed cases:0, deaths:45