Date: April 14, 2020
This morning I was beaten by a woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?" I don't remember much after that.
Why doesn't Michael Jackson ever get COVID-19? Because he's dead
Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget.
Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: "If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table.
Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.