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Beaten by a woman

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Jokes Date: April 14, 2020

This morning I was beaten by a woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?" I don't remember much after that.

How to get rid of the hangover

If you want to get rid of the hangover try this: Get drunk again!

Breathing trouble

Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

What did the rat say to the cat?

What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.

So much blood in my alcohol system

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

Coronavirus cure

Don't ask God to cure the Coronavirus. He's too busy finding you some lotto numbers.

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