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What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

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Jokes Date: December 14, 2019

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar.

Chuck Norris birthday jokes

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital. On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking. Happy anniversary Chuck Norris!

What do you want for Christmas?

Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

Chuck Norris went skydiving

Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund

Take a bus home after you drink

I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!

Coronavirus symptoms

The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages. Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.

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