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Jokes Date: February 10, 2020

Do you know how you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!

Home alone jokes

Too bad Boris Johnson never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game-changer.

Boris Johnson circus talent

The director of the Piccadilly circus stated that a talent like Boris Johnson is born once every 1000 years.

First Moon landing

This is the first Moon landing of Apollo 11. But who took the pictures?

Beaten by a woman

This morning I was beaten by a woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?" I don't remember much after that.

COVID-19 treatment

A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.

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