Date: December 30, 2019
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one
Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.
Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you.
Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes
Tell me a good joke! You don't get it, blonde.