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Jokes Date: December 30, 2019

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one

Toilet paper lack

What does Bill Gates when he lacks toilet paper? He uses $100 (one hundred) bills.

Chuck Norris isn't real

Chuck Norris isn't real... If he had been real, he would've come here and probably smash my head on my keyboarjfjcjcndndjxucbfjdi oejebhh jdudyehsbsj

A long joke

A long joke: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

Chuck Norris and Superman

Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.

Wishing you a great year 2020!

Happy New Year! Welcome to 20! I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it. Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2020.. Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive!