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Date: December 30, 2019
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one
What does Bill Gates when he lacks toilet paper? He uses $100 (one hundred) bills.
Chuck Norris isn't real... If he had been real, he would've come here and probably smash my head on my keyboarjfjcjcndndjxucbfjdi oejebhh jdudyehsbsj
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Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
Happy New Year! Welcome to 20!
I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it.
Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2020..
Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive!