Date: December 30, 2019
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands.
Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus. He can sneeze with his eyes open
What's the difference between a Corona Girl and Coronavirus? Coronavirus does something.
What does Bill Gates when he lacks toilet paper? He uses $100 (one hundred) bills.
Michael Jackson wears Chuck Norris underpants, too. (see Superman)