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Alcoholics need a drink

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Jokes Date: December 30, 2019

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one

I used to have a drinking problem

I used to have a drinking problem. I still do, but I used to, too

Curiosity killed the cat

Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes

Stephen Hawking was getting smart with Chuck Norris

Have you ever wondered why Stephen Hawking is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with Chuck Norris.

Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol!

Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though.

Get drunk and scream

I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television.

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