Date: January 21, 2020
Chemistry says alcohol is a solution.
What does Bill Gates when he lacks toilet paper? He uses $100 (one hundred) bills.
The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. It can't be transmitted by your own hand.
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guys photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him."Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all.
Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.
I only drink twice a year: When it's my birthday, and when it's not