Date: January 21, 2020
Chemistry says alcohol is a solution.
Beware of butt kissers! Coronavirus can be transmitted by ass kissing.
Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.
Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?
Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.
What did the robbers say to Santa? Nothing, Those gifts were from parents.