Date: January 21, 2020
Chemistry says alcohol is a solution.
Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: "We gotta go back, I forgot to pee." The other one replies: "No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!
I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to drink for all the national and local women as well
Why did the squirrel cross the road? To get to the other side.
Feeding your cat a vegan diet is actually pretty easy. The trick is to cut up the vegans into very small chunks first.
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead