Date: January 30, 2020
I have 5000 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like none of them...
Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next, please!
Happy New Year! Welcome to 20!
I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it.
Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2020..
Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive!
COVID-19 statistics: Forget about COVID jokes. The worst virus is CHUCK-NORRIS-20. There is no quarantine, only death.
TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure constipation
If you want to get rid of the hangover try this: Get drunk again!