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I have 5000 FB friends

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Jokes Date: January 30, 2020

I have 5000 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like none of them...

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

What does the US military and a fart have in common? Air Force

COVID-19 joke

I would tell a joke about COVID-19... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes

A fire chief died

A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get into the pearly gates. He told himself, "I'm a fire chief, I'm not going to wait in line." He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, "Let me in. I'm a fire chief." The angels replied, "Youll have to wait in line like everyone else, sir."While waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a white helmet that said "CHIEF". The angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven. The waiting fire chief was pissed and went to talk to the angels. He asked, "Why did you let that fire chief go through and not me?" To which the angels replied, "You have it all wrong, sir. That's God, he just thinks he's a Fire Chief.

Alcohol kills Coronavirus

Alcohol kills Coronavirus just on your hands. Don't try it on your liver.

It is okay to make coronavirus jokes?

Yes, it is okay to make coronavirus jokes. COVID-19 jokes are viral, no risk to die laughing. Laughter is therapy.

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