Date: January 30, 2020
I have 5000 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like none of them...
A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
The three unwritten rules of life :
If it is not Valentine's day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?