Funny games and jokes
Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen! This is your captain speaking. I have good news: today I am operating the plane safely from home. The bad news is that we have no approved landings due to the global pandemic and we are out of fuel.
True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
Doctor DoLittle, Doctor Oetker, Doctor Alban, and The Cure band are offering medical support against COVID-19.
In 2020 there are the longest holidays. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays.
My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.
How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.
What's the most common day to get sick on? Achoosday