Funny games and jokes
Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.
On Thursday, President Trump suggested that scientists look into disinfectant as a way to destroy the coronavirus inside the body. On Friday, he said he was being sarcastic to reporters, even though he wasn't looking at reporters after being asked.
Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning.
This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20.
World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.
Why would Donald Trump want to dismiss dr.Anthony Fauci from the White House Coronavirus Task Force?
Keeping him means he'd need to lockdown in a smaller house in a black neighborhood.
New members proposed: Dr.Alban, dr. Dre, Dr. Oetker, or Dr. Dolittle.
He states that he is not a fan of them but prefers music in quarantine instead of vaccination.
Boss sent me a message the other day: Send me some funny messages. I replied: I'm working right now, I will send you later. Boss: hahaha..send me another one
Received a message from him, "come quickly to me, there's nobody home." I went. Indeed, there was no one.
After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see
Self-isolation day 10: -Where is your wife? -In the yard. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.